RIGGED!!!!

 So let's sum up:

1 - Trump channels his "grab 'em by the pussy" mode and fucks Stormy.

2 - This would look bad in the supposedly fake news (but if fake, why worry?) so...

3 - Pays the Stormy off and is found out anyway and worse yet uses campaign fund to pay her off.

In conclusion:

Obviously this is all rigged. Judge, jury, witnesses, mountain of evidence... all of it is, if you will pardon me, TRUMPED up.